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原创 笑话十条:初中和同学躲在厕所抽烟,正起劲呢

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I had a friend who was a student and told her how much she loved it. I was babysitting his younger sister at a party and I went to a party, and we ended up with a random guy and the whole party was playing with a kid, and he ended up being like, 'What are you doing? Who the whole party?' He asked me to tell him he was going to watch The Simpsons and that's what I was doing and I said 'It's The Simpsons' because he wanted to be an 'uncomfortable moment.

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[Image] I know it sounds crazy, but when I bought a couch from Ikea and had to sleep in a new one I couldn't get a decent bed. And it was pretty hard to find a nice one that would actually make my apartment feel luxurious.

二、第一次见网友,没经验,听一个经常约网友的哥们儿说要是看上了,就带她吃饭开房,嫌她丑,就告诉她你不是本人,是朋友临时有事儿,替朋友来见她的,我一想这办法确实不错,就兴致勃勃的去见妹子了。一见面,发现确实很丑,不得不佩服手机美颜功能的强大,刚跟她聊了两句,她说她不是本人,她是替朋友来见我的,她朋友临时有事儿……

三、刚来杭州,租了一个小房,一楼,上淘宝买衣服,选了付钱了联系卖家:“我已付款,请发货。”谁知那货直接说:“我看到你地址了,自己上楼来拿吧!我就在你楼上。” 拿你妹,老子付了邮费的。。。送下来。

四、初中和同学躲在厕所抽烟,正起劲呢,突然班主任进来了。我们一时楞了,只见班主任走过来拆开他的黄鹤楼递给我们一人一支说:“来,抽抽这个烟试试”我俩看着没敢接,班主任说:“没事,接着。”我们就抽起来了,吸了两口。班主任问:“怎么样?”我们:“十几块的烟感觉就是不一样,嘿嘿。”班主任掐灭了烟临走的时候说:“抽烟没什么大不了的,但得好好读书,不然一辈子都只能抽那几块钱的烟。”

五、女同事穿了一件低胸装,我假装扔了一块钱,告诉女同事钱掉了,女同事捂着领口捡起一块钱,一个白眼“一块钱还想偷瞄!”过会,不甘心,一咬牙扔了十块钱,女同事叹口气!“哥!要不这样吧!你直接给我一百块钱,我让你拽着领口看咋样?”尼玛!我怂了。

六、小学的时候,由于淘气,老师要见家长,我不敢告诉爸妈,就让大我15岁的表哥去帮我去学校,从那以后,老师就就经常让我叫家长,而表哥也就因此成了学校的常客,无论我如何努力表现,都避免不了。直到一个多月后,终于感觉老师的对我变好了,而老师却成了我的表嫂!

七、以前我很害怕得罪人,不敢要求,不敢说错话,怕冷场,怕被忽略,怕对方不高兴,诚惶诚恐的面对所有人。遗憾的是,我并没有得到相应的尊重。后来,我开始宠爱和迁就自己,你迟到我先走,不想做绝不勉强,冷场就玩手机,只顾个人感受,其他人关我屁事。然后发现,我不但被重视,而且更开心了。

八、听我妈说她以前在大学里可是校花,人人追捧。我爸也长得不错,是运动会上数一数二的长跑健将。那时我妈经常给我爸加油欢呼。一来二去就走到了一起。唯一可惜的就是我没有遗传到他们的长相。这让我一直很困惑,直到今天上网才看到:大多数帅哥美女的组合生不出好看的孩子,因为俗话说了:“龙凤成翔”#隔壁老王笑了!

九、周末,我爸妈来了,发现墙上有血迹,于是就质问我老公:“谁的血?”老公淡定的说道:“你女儿的...”话音刚落,我妈就骑在我老公的身上,揪着我老公的头发!我爸从厨房取来菜刀架在我老公的脖子上...这时,我从厕所出来,笑着说道:“爸,妈,快放开他,他只不过打死了一只蚊子...”

十、一司机开着车,停在一处。这时,一个人走来,问:走么?司机以为是打车的,便应道:不走。那人严肃道:不走是么?喏,罚单拿去,明天去交罚款。

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